The Deal With Airplane Food

Usually when I try to write a new entry it falls flat on it's face.
But while eating a cookie, I was thinking about that one ghost story about the bride who fell down the stairs [you know the one] and was wondering how people come up with stories like that if they're fake. So I decided to write my own. Here it goes:

-ahem-

Once there was this guy who liked pomegranetes.

That's as far as I got.

Thanku for your time

-Mirikitani